Why did the cheese get sent to the asylum?

Coz 'e-mmental!

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What's the most Ghetto cheese?

E-Dayyyyyyyyyymn (Edam)

What has an N, an I, two G's, an E, and an R and can be used to describe people of a certain color?

GINGER.

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How do we know hamburgers have high IQ's?

They 'loin' fast!

What do you call the 'n' in government?

CryptoN Only few will get this

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What is the most independent kind of cheese?

Prov alone.

Who's there ! Bologna ! Bologna who ?

Bologna & cheese !

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What did the buffalo say before sending his son off to college?

Bison.

Why did the stupid boy put clothes on the valentines he was sending?

Because they needed to be ad-dressed!

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Why was Santa in the asylum?

He lost his SANTAty

Why did the cheese get sent to the asylum?

Coz 'e-mmental!

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Why did the cheese get sent to the asylum?

Coz 'e-mmental!

Why did the bishop love Walmart?

Coz the boys pants are all half off.