Why are hands so important?

You always need them for thumb finger another.

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What does a pimp do when his garden needs tending?

He grabs a hoe.

What does the unemployed starving man ask his rich baker friend?

I just need some bread

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What do you get when you hold two green balls tightly in your hand?

A leprachaun's undivided attention.

Why do pumpkins sit on people’s porches?

They have no hands to knock on the door.