What do you need 4 dollars for?

3's enough. Here's 2." and gives him 1.

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Why did the 2 stem cell researchers get a divorce?

Because they grew a part.

Why are Americans so bad at chess?

Because they don't have 2 towers.

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How many mexicans do you need to screw a lightbulb?

Juan

How much room is needed for fungi to grow?

As mushroom as possible

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What's the difference between a 3 figure and a 4-figure suit?

1 figure, literally and figuratively.

How would you describe yourself in 3 words or less?

Doesn't follow instructions very well.

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What's the favorite dairy product of Wall Street executives?

1% milk

What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it?

An envelope!