Why can the Cornish always lend a hand?

They probably have a spare.

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How do you stop Carlos Santana from molesting your children?

You put a guitar in his hands.

What did the frustrated cannibal do?

Threw his hands up

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What is the best way to lose money?

A: Lend it to Greece.

Who's there ! Celeste ! Celeste who ?

Celeste time I lend you money !

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What did Ronald Reagan say in his presidential campaign?

Electron. Also, what did the Greek warrior say when he saw the wooden horse Hydrogen please spare me

When do spare parts from Japanese cars start falling out of the sky?

When it's raining Datsun cogs.