Why can the Cornish always lend a hand?

They probably have a spare.

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Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Where can a hand refuel its car?

At a fist pump.

When did Pinocchio learn he was made of wood?

when his hand caught fire!!

Lend Jokes More Lend Jokes

Why should you always refuse to lend an Ape money?

It's dangerous to let him put the bite on you!

What did the poor composer say to his friend?

I am baroque, can you lend me some money?

Spare Jokes More Spare Jokes

Why does society think less of a man when he strikes a woman instead of sparing them?

Because a strike only requires one ball while a spare requires two balls

When do spare parts from Japanese cars start falling out of the sky?

When it's raining Datsun cogs.