Why can the Cornish always lend a hand?

They probably have a spare.

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Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why did Timmy fall off the swings?

Didn't have any hands.. (the real punch line) Knock knock.. Who's there Not Timmy..

Why did Helen Keller play the piano with one hand?

Because she used the other to sing

Lend Jokes More Lend Jokes

What is the best way to lose money?

A: Lend it to Greece.

Who's there ! Celeste ! Celeste who ?

Celeste time I lend you money !

Spare Jokes More Spare Jokes

What do you get if you ask a bear to spare some of his salmon?

The Bear Glare.

Why does society think less of a man when he strikes a woman instead of sparing them?

Because a strike only requires one ball while a spare requires two balls