Why did God make man before woman?

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms or legs playing in the leaves?

Russell.

What's the difference between men and pigs?

Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why do you never buy a woman a watch?

Because there's a clock on the stove.

Why do women over 40 don't play hide and seek?

Because nobody is looking for them.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why do mice need oiling ?

Because they squeak !

Which is the favourite Gorilla proverb?

A fiend in need is a fiend indeed!

God Jokes More God Jokes

Why would he put that on a resume?

Oh. My. God. You're hired."

What's your opener?

JESUS: "God loves you." You BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too

Rough Draft Jokes More Rough Draft Jokes

What do you call a gust of wind full of sand?

A rough draft

Why did God make man before woman?

You need a rough draft before you have a final copy.