Why did God make man before woman?

You need a rough draft before you have a final copy.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the man say to the fly?

Hey.. you're looking fly"

What do you call a man from Portugal?

A Portugoose. Because you cant have one gees.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How many women have u slept with?

Husband: Only you, Honey. With everyone else, I was awake.

What's four inches long and drives women crazy?

A 100 dollar bill you pervert!

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why did the guitarist keep his condoms in his guitar case?

He only needed them after he'd opened it.

Why did the math student fail his exam?

He needed to sketch the sine and cuisine graphs but only knew how to do cos(-x)

God Jokes More God Jokes

What does God smell like?

Me: 4-year-old: Me: Nachos. 4-year-old: With cheese

Why did God make pubic hair curly?

So we don't poke our eyes out.

Rough Draft Jokes More Rough Draft Jokes

What do you call a gust of wind full of sand?

A rough draft

What do you call a brewer's first beer?

A rough draft.