Why are indecisive miners the worst?

because all day they deal with ores.

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How did the monster cure his sore throat?

He spent all day gargoyling.

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.

I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

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Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.

How does Michael J. Fox deal with his Parkinson's disease?

He just shakes it off.