What's the deal with Jerry Seinfeld?

Did you ever notice he seems to start off all of his jokes in one of two ways

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When is the only time a woman says something smart?

When her sentence starts with "A wise man once said"

What happened when pigs started flying?

Everyone got swine flu

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What's the deal with Jerry Seinfeld?

Did you ever notice he seems to start off all of his jokes in one of two ways

Why are there no knock knock jokes about the United States?

Because in America, freedom rings.

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How does Sean Connery find his way to the toilet?

With a shat nav.

What causes German Earthquakes?

Teutonic Plates. I'm sorry I'll find my own way out

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What did the chef say when he noticed his scales were broken?

No weigh...

What did the fireman say when he noticed his hammer was on fire?

This is not a drill.

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Who is the only superhuman Frozone can't deal with?

Thor.

What's Franklin D Roosavelt's favorite game show?

Deal or New Deal

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What's the deal with Jerry Seinfeld?

Did you ever notice he seems to start off all of his jokes in one of two ways

How does Jerry Seinfeld play ice hockey?

With his Shtick.