Why was being a soprano a requirement to becoming a pirate?

It made it easier to deal with high C's

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What is a pirates favourite part of a fish?

The aye

Where does a pirate keep his buccaneer' s?

Under his buccan-hat.

Deal Jokes More Deal Jokes

Why did the Native American quit his desk job at the Marriot?

He didn't like dealing with reservations.

Why is there no scope for dealers/middle men in the field of extractive metallurgy?

Because he/she who smelt it, dealt it.

High C Jokes More High C Jokes

How well did the sailor do in school?

Not bad actually, he got high 'C's.

What is an alto's favorite drink?

High C!

Requirement Jokes More Requirement Jokes

Why was being a soprano a requirement to becoming a pirate?

It made it easier to deal with high C's

Why was the mathematician fired?

Because he was sur to requirements.