Why was being a soprano a requirement to becoming a pirate?

It made it easier to deal with high C's

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What do you call Japanese people that fly planes?

Pirates.

What does a pirate with back spasms say?

Shiver me lumbars.

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Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.

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They aren't fighting to stay awake!

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Why was being a soprano a requirement to becoming a pirate?

It made it easier to deal with high C's

How well did the sailor do in school?

Not bad actually, he got high 'C's.

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Because he was sur to requirements.

Why was being a soprano a requirement to becoming a pirate?

It made it easier to deal with high C's