How many Latvians does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Is dark. Bulb is potato.

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How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None. They have a machine that does that now.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!

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How many Irish folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb and one to sing about how grand the old bulb was.

How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

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How many blondes does it take to screw a light bulb??

Just 1...blondes will screw anything.

How many Dave Matthews fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

There are Dave Matthews fans

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What is the difference between a human and a potato?

Time

What do you get when you cross a hotdog and a potato?

A dictator.

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Why is Latvian cross road?

Latvian see potato, but when cross is only secret police.

How many Latvians does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Is dark. Bulb is potato.