Why are Japanese people so good at judo?

You can't ippon a Nippon.

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What do you call a group of Japanese people running up a hill?

Tsunami Warning

Where did the little Japanese girl go when the little boy dropped by?

Everywhere.

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How do Japanese people ask for rice?

Samurais?

What food do Japanese people serve as an apology when they have offended someone?

Miso sorry...

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What do challah and martial arts have in common?

Judo

What's the difference between Karate and Judo?

Karate is a martial art and Judo is used to make bagels.