Why are Japanese people so good at judo?

You can't ippon a Nippon.

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What is "YEAH" in Japanese?

HAEY, obviously.

Why are the labia on Japanese women oriented sideways instead of vertically?

Goes better with their eyes.

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Why are Japanese people all skinny?

Because of their national diet.

Why are Japanese people so good at judo?

You can't ippon a Nippon.

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What's the difference between Kung-Fu and Judo?

One is the ancient art of self defense. The other is what you make bagels out of.

What's the difference between Karate and Judo?

Karate is a martial art and Judo is used to make bagels.