What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?

Cliff.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What man knows the way to a girl's heart more than any other?

A surgeon.

What do you call a really extraordinary farmer?

A man outstanding in his field.

Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

How do you make a sheep jump off a cliff?

Put a redneck behind it.

What did the cliff say to the landslide?

Chalk to you later.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why is a giraffes neck so long?

Because the head is so high up.

Why was the monster standing on his head at the birthday party?

He heard they were having upside-down cake!

Seagull Jokes More Seagull Jokes

What do you call a seagull that lives by the Bay?

I don't know, but it won't shut up about the app it's developing.

What do you call a seagull flying over the bay?

A bagel