What's the difference between Kung-Fu and Judo?

One is the ancient art of self defense. The other is what you make bagels out of.

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What's the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?

One wags it's tail, while the other tags a whale

What's the difference between a girl's track team and a bunch of pigs?

One's a group of cunning runts...

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Why don't seagulls fly in the bay?

Because they don't want to be bagels.

What do you call bagels that can fly?

Plane" Bagels!... I'll show myself out...

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What is Chalah before it's baked?

Judo

What's the difference between Karate and Judo?

Karate is a martial art and Judo is used to make bagels.

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What's the difference between Kung-Fu and Judo?

One is the ancient art of self defense. The other is what you make bagels out of.

How many Chinese people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, while the rest were kung fu fighting