Why are law students known for drinking?

They are getting ready for the Bar exam.

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Why doesn't Ronald Reagan drink orange juice?

Because he's dead.

What do particle physicists like to drink?

Pina colliders.

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Why don't we say Grace?

Me: I don't know. 5-year-old: Me: 5-year-old: Is it because your cooking makes God angry

What is Chipotle most known for?

A. Steak Bowls - B. Delicious Tacos - C. Chips - D. Burritos - E. Coli

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How is a woman like a bar?

Liquor in the front, poker in the back ( )

What kind of bar do fish go to?

A sand bar.

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Why do engineering students call themselves engineers?

You don't hear a law student call themselves a lawyer, or a gender studies student call themselves a barista.

How can a law student make it?

lowering the bar. or not to.