Why doesn't Ronald Reagan drink orange juice?

Because he's dead.

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Where did Steve Jobs and Bill Gates go to get a drink?

The Space Bar

Why does NASA drink sprite?

Because they couldn't get 7up

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What did the baseball manager do when he needed another man in the bullpen?

He took a can of orange juice from the freezer and made a pitcher.

Why doesn't Ronald Reagan drink orange juice?

Because he's dead.

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What would Ronald Reagan be doing if he were alive today?

He'd be scratching at the lid of his coffin yelling, "Let me out! I'm alive! Let me out!!"

What is Ronald Reagan's favourite vegetable?

James Brady.