What kind of bar do fish go to?

A sand bar.

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What do you call a fish who works for the government?

An Official.

Why did the mafia boss get banned from the aquarium?

He was sleeping with the fishes.

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What kind of tumors do tough guys get?

Heman-giomas

What kind of girls date firefighters?

Hose.

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How can you tell when a bar is haunted?

It's full of Boo's and Spirits.

Why did all the prisoners at the AT&ampT jail escape?

Because they had no bars on their cells!