What kind of bar do fish go to?

A sand bar.

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What does a fish say when it runs into a wall?

Damn!

How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?

A fish

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What kind of fish will help you hear better ?

A herring aid !

What kind of type face does a pachyderm use?

ele-font

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Why couldn't the chord get into the bar?

She was A minor.

Why was the gymnast disqualified?

He walked into a bar.