Me: I don't know. 5-year-old: Me: 5-year-old: Is it because your cooking makes God angry
It was a clear day
Your heart goes "pomme pomme ... pomme pomme ..."
sigh* Parenting is hard.
They cook their own gooses !
They were both caused by a message from god.
If you're not on your knees, he's not interested and you know what they say, abstinence makes the Church grow fondlers.
A Sandy Hook Survivor
Because she's always drinking from the coup de Grace. (This was my sister's favourite joke when we were kids. Once our mum flipped out on a long car journey because she told it too many times).
