Me: I don't know. 5-year-old: Me: 5-year-old: Is it because your cooking makes God angry
I don't know.
A dog knows what is 'no'.
Well, the cook stirs today's meal while the homo stirs yesterday's.
It takes a lot more thyme to accomplish.
Tell him your plans.
God doesn't think he's a police officer.
With a blue elephant gun. You hold his trunk until he turns blue, then you shoot him with the blue elephant gun Edit: My 5 year old nephew loves this joke.
Because she's always drinking from the coup de Grace. (This was my sister's favourite joke when we were kids. Once our mum flipped out on a long car journey because she told it too many times).
