Me: I don't know. 5-year-old: Me: 5-year-old: Is it because your cooking makes God angry
Nanny: I don't know maam. I always return it after using.
One I know is this: Spanish teacher: Kids, what is the ellos/ellas form of the verb sacar Students: Sacan Spanish teacher: SACAN DEEZ NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!
She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!
In Heaven, the cops are British, the engineers are German, the lovers are French, the cooks are Italian and the whole thing is managed by the Swiss In Hell, the cops are German, the engineers are French, the lovers are Swiss, the cooks are British and the whole thing is managed by the Italians
I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them.
He gets out the Bible Belt!
Because there wasn't a Zebra crossing Sorry, my 5 year old son made me post this
A milk dud Credit to my 5 year old nephew
We thank you Lord for our daily dead!
Me: It's when we thank the one who provided our food. 4-year-old: We thank the microwave
