Why are melons so lonely?

Because they cantaloupe

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Which fruit can never get married?

Melons, because they can'telope.

What did the melon tell her boyfriend when he proposed?

Yes but we cantaloupe.

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Why do melons always have church weddings?

Because they cantaloupe.

Why didn't the melons get married in Vegas?

Because they cantaloupe. This joke was brought to you by Dads inc.