Because they cantaloupe. This joke was brought to you by Dads inc.
You take the letter "f" out of the word "way" (there's no f in way) *joke works best when the person being asked the question has to think about it for some time and says the phrase themselves without realizing what they said
Wait, let me ask and make sure it's ok to tell the joke.
I originally thought that the black rock gets wet, but it was brought to my attention that the Red Sea is in the middle east, so it prob'ly starts a holy war!
Bring her flours
will i marry you?"
A Cantleope
Because they cantaloupe!
Because they can't elope!
Yes! But we cantaloupe.
It was a cantaloupe.
