Which fruit can never get married?

Melons, because they can'telope.

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Me: Tiny Houses. 9: Wow it's tiny! Who's gonna live there Me: Two people. 9: Are they married Me: Not for long.

How do you turn a fox into an elephant?

Marry it.

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Why couldn't the man marry the melon?

It was a cantaloupe.

Which fruit can never get married?

Melons, because they can'telope.

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What does a Doctor do when he needs 50 bags full of fruits?

He goes to Orlando and checks the Pulse.

What brand of underwear did Jesus wear?

Fruit of the Womb