Why do melons always have church weddings?

Because they cantaloupe.

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Why would two melons in love hate their parents?

Because they cantaloupe. =D.....=).....=='(

What are Kierkegaard's two favourite fruits?

Melon and Broccoli!

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Why do melons insist on having big weddings?

Because they just cantaloupe.

Why did the melons plan a big wedding?

Because they cantaloupe!