Why are Asians no good a football ( soccer) ?

Because whenever they get a corner they open a shop !

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Open Jokes More Open Jokes

How do you tell who loves you more. Your wife or your dog?

Put both of them in the trunk of your car...drive around...open the trunk and see who is happy to see you.

Why do women have trouble peeing in the morning?

You ever tried to open a grilled cheese sandwich

Shop Jokes More Shop Jokes

Where do Mexicans shop for books?

Borders

Why were India kicked out of the Soccer world Cup held in England in 1966 ?

A. Every time they were given a corner, they built a shop."

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

What do you do if hou are cold?

If you ever get cold, stand in a corner for a bit. They are usually 90 degrees.

Why is it warmer near the corners of a room?

Cause they're at 90 degrees.

Asians Jokes More Asians Jokes

What has 2 legs but doesn't use them?

A man named Bob running down a train track (only Asians will understand)

Which Asians have the softest skin?

Laotians

Soccer Jokes More Soccer Jokes

What was the first mention of soccer in the bible?

When Jesus went up for the cross.

How are third party candidates like soccer?

They're only really popular in America once every four years.