Why did the ants dance on the jam jar?

A: The lid said, "Twist to open."

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Open Jokes More Open Jokes

How does a New York University psychology major turn on his lights in the morning?

By opening the car door.

What do you do when your Apple device gets warm?

Ask apple to open the backdoor.

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

What do you call an ant who can't play the piano ?

Discordant !

What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes ?

Antteneye !

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

What dance did the Pilgrims do?

The Plymouth Rock.

Why didn't the Christmas Cake go to the dance?

He had his raisins...

Twist Jokes More Twist Jokes

How do you make a door cry?

You twist its knob. edit: grammar

How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two: one to get it 95% done, and the second to give it the twist at the end.

Lid Jokes More Lid Jokes

What would Ronald Reagan be doing if he were alive today?

He'd be scratching at the lid of his coffin yelling, "Let me out! I'm alive! Let me out!!"

What would Kim Jong-Il be doing if he was still alive today?

Scratching at the lid of his coffin.