Why do mathematicians have a hard time moving on in relationships?

Because they're always trying to find the x. They don't know y, either.

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How do you know the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?

Snow Balls

What kind of medicine do Ants use when they have eye problems?

Ant-Eye Biotics (Dad joke, I know)

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What's long, straight, and found between a pair of legs?

The hypotenuse.

Why did the moron think his girlfriend was into metal?

He found steel wool pads in her bathroom.

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What do gamers who switch consoles and mathematicians have in common?

They both have problems finding x.

How do mathematicians count x-men?

Permutations.

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Why is there no volume control on the microwave?

Must it always wake the entire house when I'm trying to quietly nuke the last of the pizza

Why can't American engineers design linear actuators?

Because they always try to maximize the degrees of freedom.

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What's the similarity of a dough and a human?

If they are thick, they have a hard time to rise

Why can't you hear a dog whistle?

Because they have a hard time puckering their lips the right way.

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How are relationships like algebra?

You look at your X and try to find out Y

Why did Ally refuse to do her homework, when all she had left was to square the x and y axis?

Cause Allies don't like axis powers

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What did the mathematician say to the lumberjack drummer?

I really like your logger rhythm!

What do you call a mathematician who drinks too much?

A functioning alcoholic.

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What do you call 3 knights in a relationship?

Polyarmory

Why is it a bad idea to get in a relationship with a statue?

Because it's not going anywhere.