Why do mathematicians have a hard time moving on in relationships?

Because they're always trying to find the x. They don't know y, either.

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What do you call Kanye dressed as Kermit?

I don't know, but it's not Yeezy being green.

Why are campers so predictable?

You know they're in tents.

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What is the difference between complete and finished?

If you find the right woman, you're complete.

Why couldn't the blonde manage to make Ice-Cubes?

A: She couldn't find the recipe.

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Why don't X and Z get along with Y?

Because Y so serious

What do you call Wolverine post-op?

An x-man.

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Why is there all this hate against necromancers?

They are just trying to raise a family in peace.

What did the dejected man say to the considerate calculator trying to console him?

It's the bot that counts.

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What's the similarity of a dough and a human?

If they are thick, they have a hard time to rise

Why did the pony have such a hard time talking?

He was a little horse

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Who could it be?

there's a big idiot between the "I" and the "Y" on the keyboard. Why don't you go and see who it is?

What is a Farmer's favorite pick-up line?

Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!

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What do mathematicians say when they encounter a difficult problem?

f(x)

Why do mathematicians hate the U.S.?

Because it's indivisible.

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What do you call a dinosaur who just got out of a relationship?

Tyrannosaurus Ex

What do you call a relationship that never works out between guitarists?

No strings attached