Why do Pandas have such a hard time mating in captivity?

Because all of their broads are in Atlanta

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Why did the pony have such a hard time talking?

He was a little horse

Why did the laptop memory have such a hard time in school?

Because he was SO-DIMM!

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What did the Navy battleship captain say to his first mate during a skirmish?

OC I think I'm feeling C6

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Because they were mated.

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How do you make an ugly kid?

Go ask your mother Courtesy of a hot dog vendor in Atlanta

Why do Pandas have such a hard time mating in captivity?

Because all of their broads are in Atlanta

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Why didn't the panda use a glove when playing baseball?

Because he caught everything bear handed!

What is the least racist animal?

A panda. It's black, it's white and it's Asian.

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Why are beekeepers opposed to keeping gorillas in captivity?

They're ape purists

How many pandas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Technically, just two, but it is really hard to get them to breed in captivity.