Where did the seaweed... Where did the seaweed find a job?

In the "Kelp Wanted" section of the want-ads.

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Why isn't North Korea democratic?

Because Kim Jung Un doesn't want a public erection

Why didn't the dog want to play football?

It was a boxer!

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Where can you find the speed of light?

At C level

Why would Sally sell seashells by the seashore?

There are plenty there that are free. Just walk and you are bound to find at least 40. Idiot

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What's the difference between my job and my boss's daughter?

I'm not coming into work today

Why can't bears get jobs in Australia?

They don't have the right koalfications!

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Why do some fish always look high?

Because of all the seaweed.

Why are oceans called "The High Seas"?

Because of all the seaweed!