Where did the seaweed... Where did the seaweed find a job?

In the "Kelp Wanted" section of the want-ads.

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Why did the man put cheese on his computer?

A: He wanted to feed the mouse.

Whats the difference between a kink and a fetish?

A kink is something put in a hose, a fetish is something she wants to put in your hose.

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Why did you put a toad in your sister's bed?

Son: I couldn't find a spider.

How did the farmer find his wife?

He tractor down

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How long does it take to for Mexicans to do a job?

Oh, wait they're done.

How did Bob loose his job at the sperm bank?

He was always drinking on the job

Seaweed Jokes More Seaweed Jokes

Why is the beach wet?

Cause the seaweed

Why are all the fish high?

Because of the seaweed. I've already shown myself out, don't worry.