How do you stop a dog from barking in July?

Shoot him in June.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What does a dog do when it loses it's tail?

Goes to a retail store to find another one.

What did the agnostic, dyslexic insomniac do?

Lay awake in bed wondering if there really is a dog.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why couldn't the octopus stop laughing?

Because it had ten tickles

What do mother's who boycott pharmacy drugs and kids who stop playing valve's fps' have in common?

They are both over the counter strike

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

Why do the republicans defend the 2nd amendment so hard?

They need it to shoot themselves in the foot.

What's the difference between Ann Coulter and shooting arrows at lovers?

Shooting arrows at lovers is a Cupid stunt.

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

What do you call a barking dog riding the subway?

a sub-woofer!!!

When is a tree it's loudest?

When it begins to bark.

July Jokes More July Jokes

Why are there no knock-knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings. Happy 4th of July !

What does CNN call back-to-back aviation disasters?

Christmas in July

June Jokes More June Jokes

How do you stop a dog from barking in July?

Shoot him in June.

Why does the NBA finish in June?

She likes it.