How do you stop a dog from barking in July?

Shoot him in June.

Previous Random Joke Next

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do with most of his time?

Stay up all night wondering if there is a Dog.

What do you call a dog that has balls of steel and is dragging them across cement?

A: Sparky.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What would be your reply?

Someone stops you in the middle of the road and asks you to tell him a good joke, What would be your reply?

Why did they hire the police department to design a new superconductor?

STOP RESISTING!!!"

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What do they tell Soviet children who want to achieve their dreams?

Shoot for the Tsars.

What's the difference between a football player and a bank robber?

The bank robber says: Give me the money or I will shoot! The football player says: Give me the money or I won't shoot.

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

How to teach a cat how to bark?

Pour some gasoline on it and WOOF!

Why did they give a megaphone to the dog who couldn't climb a tree?

Because he couldn't bark

July Jokes More July Jokes

When is a rabbi dishonest?

July

Why did the hipster complain about winter in July?

He wanted to do it before it was cool.

June Jokes More June Jokes

What did Muslim sonic say on June 5?

Gotta go fasting! LOL

How do you stop a dog from barking in July?

Shoot him in June.