How do you stop a dog from barking in July?

Shoot him in June.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog with no legs?

It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't coming.

Why did it have to be the dog?

I have the hubby insured for $1.5 million.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What happened to the minter who went crazy?

He stopped making cents.

What did the police officer say to stop the depressed man from jumping off the bridge?

You have potential. Sorry if this is a repost, just thought of it now.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What do they tell Soviet children who want to achieve their dreams?

Shoot for the Tsars.

Why are school shooters more likely to be white people?

White people actually go to school. Black people stay home and shoot people in their own neighborhood.

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

Who's there ! Bark ! Bark who ?

Bark you car on the drive !

What did the lightning bolt say to the old oak tree?

Hang onto your bark this will be no ordinary spark

July Jokes More July Jokes

Why are there no knock-knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings. Happy 4th of July !

What do the 12th of July and the end of an essay have in common?

They're both summary!

June Jokes More June Jokes

What are a school teachers 3 favorite words?

June, July, and August.

How do you stop a dog from barking in July?

Shoot him in June.