Why was the policeman in bed?

Because he was an undercover cop

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What does a Maple Leads fan do after his team wins the Stanley Cup?

He turns off his Xbox and goes back to bed.

What does a Bears fan do when his team wins the Superbowl?

He turns off his Xbox, and goes to bed.

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What do a feminist and a policeman have in common?

Q: What do a feminist and a policeman have in common A: They're both trigger-happy.

Why do firemen have bigger balls than policemen?

Because they sell more tickets!

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What do you call a sleeping police officer?

An undercover cop.

Why was the policeman in bed?

Because he was an undercover cop