Why are oranges like bells?

You can peel (peal) both of them.

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What happens when a Pokemon goes through puberty?

It's bells sprout.

What do you call a bell wearing a tutu ?

A bellerina !

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Why couldn't the apple speak to the orange ?

because he didn't know Mandarin

What Is The Best Boxing A Mexican Does?

A: Oranges.

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Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?

Because they might peel!

Why did the orange go to the doctor?

Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here