Why are oranges like bells?

You can peel (peal) both of them.

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Bell Jokes More Bell Jokes

Why does a cow need a bell?

Because its horn doesn't work.

How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?

A: Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.

Orange Jokes More Orange Jokes

How did the U. S. elect an Orange as president?

Gerrymandarin.

What's the difference between Donald and a piece of fruit?

Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!

Peel Jokes More Peel Jokes

Why did the man fall in love with the banana whilst on a London attraction?

Because it was a-peeling on the Eye.

Why did the banana put on sun-tan lotion?

A: To keep from peeling.