Why so glum Chum?

asked the kindly stranger. "If my parents get divorced...will they still be brother and sister "

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What's a priest on an egg called?

A brother

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She can run faster than her brother.

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Do you want to be black, or white

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Unzip my pants and ask big bird

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Because she is Trans-parent! (Not hate. Just a pun I thought of.)

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Because they're trans-parent

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Because she wants to rise and shine.

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Because they Marry Christmas!

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Why so glum Chum?

asked the kindly stranger. "If my parents get divorced...will they still be brother and sister "

What a glum face what would you say if I came to school with a face like yours ?

Pupil: I'd be too polite to mention it !