Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?

Because they might peel!

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Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

What did the banana peel say when asked what happens after it's thrown into the compost pile?

IDK, i'm just a banana.

What did the Banana say to the Monkey?

Yo You peel me

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

Why didn't the mathematician want to go to the beach?

He didn't want people to see his tan lines.

What did Zach De La Rocha bring home from the beach?

A pocket full of shells.

Peel Jokes More Peel Jokes

Why don't women wear skirts in the winter?

Ever try and peel apart a cold grilled cheese sandwich

Why did the banana put on sun-tan lotion?

A: To keep from peeling.

Sunscreen Jokes More Sunscreen Jokes

Why does Sunscreen break atomic rule?

It's only SPF

What is another name for sunscreen?

SOLution