Why are paraplegics bad project teammates?

They never carry their own weight.

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Paraplegic Jokes More Paraplegic Jokes

What is logic?

A mute telling a deaf guy that a blind guy saw a paraplegic running behind a bald guy while grabbing his hair.

What do you call a fart from a paraplegic?

Inert gas.

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

What do you call a horse who likes to carry all the groceries?

A one trip pony :D

What did the number 1 say to (pi)?

Let's get rational you can't carry on like this!

Weight Jokes More Weight Jokes

What does Mrs. pancake say when you compliment her on her weight?

Thank you, I'm flattened! I made this joke up on my drive home and am very proud of it. You monkeys better find it funny!

What did the scale say when it was going to drop a fresh mixtape?

Weight on it.