Why are paraplegics bad project teammates?

They never carry their own weight.

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What do a black guy and a paraplegic have in common?

They're both only three fifths of a person

What do you call a Paraplegic runner?

A Boston Marathon Victim.

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

Why can't the cops keep calm and carry on ?

Because they carry guns instead

Why don't feminists carry handguns?

Because of the triggers. I'm sorry

Weight Jokes More Weight Jokes

Why did Jared decide to gain all of his weight back?

The mall is hiring new Santas.

How do you weight a fish?

With a scale.