Why are paraplegics bad project teammates?

They never carry their own weight.

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Paraplegic Jokes More Paraplegic Jokes

What do you call someone who can't think on their feet?

A paraplegic

What's black and sits at the top of stairs?

A paraplegic after a house fire.

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

Why does a mother carry her baby?

The baby can't carry the mother.

Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

A: fo drizzle b: fo shizzle C: fo nizzle D: fo bizzle

Weight Jokes More Weight Jokes

What kind of trophy do I get every time I lift weights?

Hypertrophy!

How do witches lose weight?

They join weight witches.