What did the number 1 say to (pi)?

Let's get rational you can't carry on like this!

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What happens when you witness a shipwreck?

You let it sink in.

What did the number 1 say to (pi)?

Let's get rational you can't carry on like this!

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What if we fry it in a pan & pour syrup all over it?

1: GENIUS!

How much does 1 drop of gas cost me?

The boy stumbles: "Well euhm ... nothing I guess." "Thanks, I'll have 2 million drops then"

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Why are paraplegics bad project teammates?

They never carry their own weight.

Why don't feminists carry handguns?

Because of the triggers. I'm sorry

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Why is Bill Gates scared of the number 7?

Because 7 8 10.

Why is 7 afraid of 8?

It's not, numbers don't have emotions.

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What is a mathematician's favorite food?

A slice of Pi.

What did the number 1 say to (pi)?

Let's get rational you can't carry on like this!