What do you call a horse who likes to carry all the groceries?

A one trip pony :D

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What did the farmer say to Pat Sajak?

I'd like to buy an owl

Why does the Dalai Lama go to the bookies everyday?

Because he likes Tibet.

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What has two heads, four eyes, six legs, and a tail?

A: A horse and rider.

What do you do when a horse breaks down?

Call triple neighhh!

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Why do police in the US carry a tazer and pepper spray?

In case they run out of bullets.

What is brown and gray has eight legs and is carrying a large trunk and a small trunk?

A Chihuahua on vacation with an elephant.

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Why is Hannibal so rich?

Well, he save on groceries.

Where are the groceries?

ME: Bacon was on sale. WIFE: Oh god, what does that mean *sound of dump truck backing into driveway*