What do you call a horse who likes to carry all the groceries?

A one trip pony :D

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Why did the parasite listen to the clock?

A: Because it liked the tick talk.

When all of a sudden Tinker Bell shows up. He goes to a worker and says, "Wow, you guys have fairies in here?

The worker then says, "No, our CEO doesn't like it."

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Why do you wear riding boots?

You don't ride horses. Me: Why do you wear sneakers You don't sneak.

How many Dornishmen does it take to shoe a horse?

Nine. One to do the shoeing, and eight to lift up the horse!

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Why is the iPhone 6 the coolest smart phone around?

Carry it around in your pocket for a while and it'll be on every selfie you take.

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?

For drizzle.

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Where does the military commander buy his groceries?

the GENERAL STORE HAHAHAHAHAHA IM SO SORRY

Where do Americans buy their groceries in Afghanistan?

At the infideli counter.