Why are penguins socially awkward?

Because they can't break the ice.

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Why did the band Wham! break up?

Because he didn't wake him up before he went went. It's , people.

Why would someone in jail want to catch the measles?

So he could break out.

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Why are penguins socially awkward?

Because they can't break the ice.

What do you get if you cross a giant hairy monster with a penguin?

I don't know but it's a very tightfitting tuxedo.

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Why did the cat put the letter "M" into the fridge ?

Because it turns "ice" into "mice" !

Why is revenge a dish best served cold?

Because it's just-ice