How to break up with someone- You: Your ex is attractive. Partner: which one?

You: MEEEEE BYEEEEEEEE

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why couldn't the accountant keep his car in working order?

Because it broke down and he couldn't budget.

What if aliens are responsible for global warming?

And this is just their way of breaking the ice.

Partner Jokes More Partner Jokes

What do you do if your partner starts smoking?

Slow down. Use lube.

When your partner asks how many people you have ever slept with, answering 'what did I say the last time you asked?

is unwise, apparently.

Ex Jokes More Ex Jokes

What do you call your ex-girlfriend from Baltimore?

Old Bae

How's your narcissism?

Much better I thin...*sees my ex walking by* opens window HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE I BROKE UP WITH YOU!"