How to break up with someone- You: Your ex is attractive. Partner: which one?

You: MEEEEE BYEEEEEEEE

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What do you call an Italian with two broken hands?

Mute

Why aren't broken bones a problem in India?

Everyone is already in a caste

Partner Jokes More Partner Jokes

What does Ronda Rousey's opponents and myself have in common?

We both barely last 14 seconds and leave our partners underwhelmed.

What did Sherrock Holmes say to his partner?

Sedimentary my dear Watson!

Ex Jokes More Ex Jokes

What do you call your ex-girlfriend from Baltimore?

Old Bae

Why would you stay friends with an ex-girlfriend?

When you get fired from a job, you don't stay around and watch other people do your job.