What bird can write underwater?

A ball-point Penguin!

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What kind of bird lays electric eggs ?

A battery hen !

What kinds of birds are raised by only their mothers?

Blackbirds

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Why is history called His story?

Because it's written by the Victors, not the Victorias.

What type of writing makes the most money?

Ransom notes.

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Because he had a javelin through his head.

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Igloos it together!

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A seahorse !

What bird can write underwater?

A ball-point Penguin!