What bird can write underwater?

A ball-point Penguin!

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What's your opinion on birds?

Well, they're pretty fly if you ask me.

What kind of bird lays electric eggs ?

A battery hen !

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What do you call a well-written short story?

Articulette

What did the valley girl say when her pen ran out of ink?

I LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN WRITE NOW

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Why are penguins socially awkward?

Because they can't break the ice.

What's a penguins favourite relative?

Aunt Arctica! PENGUIN . . ME makes flies over head motion PENGUIN I don't know what that means

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What bird can write underwater?

A ball-point Penguin!

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air ?

A seahorse !