What bird can write underwater?

A ball-point Penguin!

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Why didn't the bird cross the road?

It chickened out.

Why didn't John die?

John is a bird.

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Why do soviet policemen travel in groups of three?

One to read, one to write, and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.

What do you call an article written about a dead astronaut?

An -tuary!

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Why don't elephants like penguins?

Because they can't get the wrapper off.

Why don't you see penguins in Britain?

Because they're afraid of Wales

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What bird can write underwater?

A ball-point Penguin!

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air ?

A seahorse !