Why did the hippie put his money in the refrigerator?

He liked cold cash.

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Why should you always finish telling your jokes to David Carradine?

He doesn't like to be left hanging.

Why do feminists support gun control?

They don't like triggers

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Why did the hippie drown in the ocean?

He was too far out.

Why do hippies wear patchouli?

So blind people can hate them, too.

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Why did the boy close his eyes before opening the refrigerator?

He didn't want to see the salad dressing.

Why do women wear white wedding dresses?

So the dishwasher can match the refrigerator and stove