He liked cold cash.
They both like to crack open a cold one
Tender: I usually like rum in Diet Coke. Man: how do you get a Roman in a Diet Coke Tender: *facepalm*
He's still there when you get home. What's he say when you tell him to leave? "Na, 'ma stay"
Because he was too far out. Ba dum bum tissss
Close the door! I'm dressing!
Open it, if there's a 'd' in it, it's a fridge.
