Why are people without converse shoes dangerous?

Because they own none chucks.

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What gives a ghost the right to haunt people?

A haunting license

Why are people who vape always trying to chase after bigger clouds?

More storage space.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

A whole chuck-load.

Why are there no Chuck Norris knock-knock jokes?

Because Chuck only has to hit the door ONCE.