Why are people without converse shoes dangerous?

Because they own none chucks.

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Why is it hard to hold a speech at a nudist convention?

It does not help to imagine people in their underwear.

Why has the Malaysian Government banned Cheese Boards?

Because people keep reporting they've found de brie.

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What would a woodchuck do if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Go chuck itself of course.

How many nuns can a nunchuck chuck if a nunchuck could chuck nuns?

Nun.