Why has the Malaysian Government banned Cheese Boards?

Because people keep reporting they've found de brie.

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What's the difference between bacteria and rednecks?

When looking at bacteria you can actually find some culture.

What is the best way to find out if someone is ticklish?

Use your test tickles

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What do you call people who pretend to be Irish on St. Patrick's Day?

Counterfitz

Why don't blind people skydive?

It scares their dogs too much

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Why are ghosts banned from the liquor store?

They would steal all the boos.

What do you get... What do you get when you try to inject Human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the petting zoo, apparently.

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Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?

There was nothing left but de Brie.

What happened after an explosion at a French cheese factory?

All that was left was de brie.

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What do you call a hollow dachshund?

Holloween. (*Please don't report me)

How did the Jamaican meteorologist report the risk of flash flooding?

Mon, soon."