What would a woodchuck do if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Go chuck itself of course.

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What's up, Chuck?

Not much, but my name's not Chuck" *vomits*

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

A whole chuck-load.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

A whole chuck-load.

What would a woodchuck do if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Go chuck itself of course.

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Why did the music industry talent scout take a course in game programming?

He thought it would help him with his hit detection.

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?

Angel food cake of course!