What would a woodchuck do if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Go chuck itself of course.

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How many nuns can a nunchuck chuck if a nunchuck could chuck nuns?

Nun.

How much Norris?

Tongue twister) How much Norris could Chuck Norris chuck, if Chuck Norris could chuck Norris

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

A whole chuck-load.

What would a woodchuck do if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Go chuck itself of course.

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What's a pirate's favorite letter in the alphabet?

ARRGGHH" (R) Your response = (in a pirate voice of course) "You'd think it'd be the ARRGGHH but it actually be the SEA!!! (C)

What do you get when you cross a Fire Chief two Lotus Notes Gurus ?

A. FireWeb .... of course!