Why are rabbits never gold?

How would you tell them apart from goldfish

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How do you tell the difference between a triathlete and biathlete?

A triathlete doesn't go both ways.

Why can't you tell jokes to kleptomaniacs?

Because they always take things, literally.

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What does a television have in common with a rabbit?

His ears! Yes, this is a real joke I got from a Laffy Taffy wrapper today, not 30 years ago. I did not laugh.

What do you get when you cross a garden, a rabbit, and some ExLax?

For the love of everything sacred on reddit please do not make me actually key the answer....okay, let's say it together, "Salad Shooter".

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What do you call a fish that's worth a lot of money?

A goldfish!

What is the most expensive type of fish?

A goldfish! I am not sorry.