What's ur emergency?

Goldfish: I forgot Goldfish 911: Forgot what Goldfish: WHO IS THIS Goldfish 911: I DON'T KNOW

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What is it like, to be standing at the foot of an empty grave, not knowing who will one day be in it?

Unbereavable.

What's the best part of Christmas for Santa Clause?

He knows where all the naughty girls live #*( )*

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What's your emer- She said don't get her anything for Valentine's Day! 911: And you didn't?

No! 911: Placing you in protective custody.

What is something that you never forget on a field trip?

9/11.

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What is the most effective way to remember your wifes birthday?

Forget it once.

Why can't rappers take holidays?

They always forget Tupac.

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When can you count on a hamburger in an emergency?

When the chips are down!

What does an helicopter and pants have in common?

They both moust go down in emergency.

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What's ur emergency?

Goldfish: I forgot Goldfish 911: Forgot what Goldfish: WHO IS THIS Goldfish 911: I DON'T KNOW

Why are rabbits never gold?

How would you tell them apart from goldfish