What's ur emergency?

Goldfish: I forgot Goldfish 911: Forgot what Goldfish: WHO IS THIS Goldfish 911: I DON'T KNOW

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Why are women so afraid of looking stupid?

Because they don't want the world to know!

How many girls does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, you tell me.

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What do I do?

Someone else yells "Call 911!" The blonde yells back "What's the number "

Why are 9/11 jokes never funny?

Because they always fly over everyone's head.

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Why did the railroad thief get caught?

He forgot to cover his tracks! im

What did the urologist say to his patient who forgot to take his medication?

Urine trouble!

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What's your emergency?

Boy: Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Boy: The ugly one is winning.

Why is mustard good to have in case of an emergency?

It's always prepared.

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Why are rabbits never gold?

How would you tell them apart from goldfish

What's the difference between a goldfish and a goat?

One mucks around in fountains.