Why are Russians so heartless?

Because organ traders offer good price.

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How do Russians drive to Alaska?

By bearing straight

What did the russian soldier say when he held his newborn sibling in his hands for the first time?

You're my brother in arms!"

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How does Bill keep Gennifer Flowers away from the White House?

A: He keeps offering to send Ted Kennedy over to give her a ride.

Why did you offer me a piece of candy?

Hotel Clerk: You said you wanted the best suite in the hotel.