Here, try this, Israeli refreshing!"
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Because they offer a good celery.
So they could Starmie.
Daesh Network
I can't, I'm not a conductor." Pffffffhehewheheheheheh.
Because organ traders offer good price.
1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'
Hotel Clerk: You said you wanted the best suite in the hotel.
Thanks I'll just have a sliver !
A: He keeps offering to send Ted Kennedy over to give her a ride.
An offer you can't understand.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
A: No thanks, I'm stuffed.
Thank you I'll just have a slither.
One always offer a snack bar after saying hello
Three. One to administer the anaesthetic one to extract the light bulb and one to offer the socket some vile pink mouthwash.
A: Change.
None. They're old school.
They send them through the Wash.
What did they chicken say to his friends after being sent to the hospital after failing to cross the road ?. Don't worry ill get over it.
Shirley you can't be Sirius.
Where there's a Will, there's a way.
Two, one to hold the bulb and one to rotate the universe.
A: Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
Picklelo.
A yeast infection!
cause their cars are always Stalin
Nyetflix!
Because he got a hole in one!
Because two halves make a whole (hole) and you could lose your money.
Everybody gets a piece.
Cannelonely!
You'd think it would be floodlights, but in reality it was the Israelites!
