What do Russian women get from their husbands that's long and hard on their wedding night?

His last name.

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What do Russians use to censor websites?

The Inter-nyet.

What did russian judge say to the jury?

I better stop Stalin for time and Putin a little more effort.

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Why did the woman turn to her husband and say "now who the hell would dump such a nice sofa out here in the woods?

She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.

What did the raisin see when she came home early from work?

Her husband on a date.

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What did Bill Gate's wife say to him on their wedding night?

No wonder you called the company Microsoft

What did the polygamist horse get on his wedding night?

A double bridle

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What did the Russian woman say to her violent husband?

Vladislav, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more.

What does a Russian woman say to stop her husband from abusing her?

Vladislov, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more... I'm sorry..