What do you get if you cross a Sociologist with someone in the Mafia?

An offer you can't understand.

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What do you get when you cross menstruation and apples?

The MaxiPad

What do you call a chicken that crosses the road, rolls in the mud and crosses back over?

A dirty double crosser.

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Why do credit cards not work in France?

They don't understand the concept of charging.

Why do Soviets use lowercase letters?

Because they don't understand CAPitalism

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What did the snake say when offered a piece of cheese ?

Thanks I'll just have a sliver !

Why should you work for a vegetable factory?

Because they offer a good celery.

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Why did the mafia boss get banned from the aquarium?

He was sleeping with the fishes.

What's the difference between the Mafia and the Government?

Only one of them is organized.

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How many sociologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the light bulb has to want to change.

What do you get if you cross a Sociologist with someone in the Mafia?

An offer you can't understand.