What do you get if you cross a Sociologist with someone in the Mafia?

An offer you can't understand.

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Why did the gamer and mathematician cross the road?

To get to 10.

Why did the medium cross the road?

To get to the other side.

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What sound do dogs make?

3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.

Why is a change machine easy to understand?

It makes cents.

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Which cable provider offers ISIS 24/7 support?

Daesh Network

Why should you work for a vegetable factory?

Because they offer a good celery.

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What do you call the person that cleans the Mafia's hotel rooms?

A maid man.

How many Mafia hitmen does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Three. One to screw it in one to watch and one to shoot the witness.

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Why doesn't a sociologist look out the window in the morning?

Because then they'd have nothing to do in the afternoon.

What do you get if you cross a Sociologist with someone in the Mafia?

An offer you can't understand.