What did Star Trek teach millions of kids?

To boldly split infinitives!

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What did the handless box get for hristmas?

Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet.

Which part of the body goes to heaven first?

A Kid replied: The legs... Because everynight I see my mum's legs up high and screaming "OH GOD! I'M COMING!! XD

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What do you call it when stoners split a check?

High finance.

How did the Romans split up their empire?

With a pair of Caesars. (Thanks )

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What do you call someone who promises change but ends up burning millions of undesirables?

Sean Murray and PS4 users

What if it all goes wrong and they clone millions of John Lennons?

Imagine all the people..

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What did Kurtis Blow tell his son when teaching him how to drive?

THESE are the brakes!

How do you teach your dog to roll over ?

Put him on fire.

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Why are there no Puerto Rican's in Star Trek?

They won't work in the future either.

What happens in a battle between storm troopers and red shirts?

Star Trek) The storm troopers all miss, and the red shirts all die