Why are snakes hard to fool ?

They have no legs to pull !

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What did the bobby (English policeman) say to the hitchhiker with three heads, no arms and one leg?

Ello 'ello 'ello, you look 'armless, 'op in."

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on your doorstep?

Mat

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Why is it so hard to pull over on the Pirate Highway?

Because there's a parrot on the shoulder.

What happened to the over amorous clam?

It pulled a mussel.

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Why are snakes hard to fool ?

They have no legs to pull !

What do you call a snake that likes history?

A HISSStorian.

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Why can't you trick an unemployed jester?

Because he's nobody's fool!

What do you call Al-Qaeda's April Fools prank?

A jihahahad!