Why are snakes hard to fool ?

They have no legs to pull !

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Why are double amputees always wrong?

Because they don't have a leg to stand on. Note: I'm a right leg amputee and I made this up myself.

What has two legs and bleeds profusely?

What has two legs and bleeds profusely? Half a cat

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How can you tell when Ron Jeremy is finished pumping gas?

He pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the car!

How do you know when a black woman is pregnant?

When you pull out her tampon and all the cotton is picked.

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What do you call a snake that studies past events?

A HISSSSStorian.

What subject are snakes good at school ?

Hiss-tory !

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What's more dangerous than being with a fool ?

Fooling with a bee !

Why are snakes hard to fool ?

They have no legs to pull !