Why are double amputees always wrong?

Because they don't have a leg to stand on. Note: I'm a right leg amputee and I made this up myself.

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What did one leg say to the other?

Shorty's growin a beard.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russell

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What do you call a man who can't stand?

Neal

How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None they all stand around complementing it then get mad when it wont screw. Heard from my friend

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What kind of writing makes the most money?

Ransom notes.

What do you call a beast made entirely from egg whites?

A Meringue-u-tang!!! Note: I know it's spelled Orangutan. :P

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Why are double amputees always wrong?

Because they don't have a leg to stand on. Note: I'm a right leg amputee and I made this up myself.

What did the double-amputee say when he stood up?

I stand corrected." -From