How do you know when a black woman is pregnant?

When you pull out her tampon and all the cotton is picked.

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Why didn't the patient sue the dentist for pulling the wrong tooth?

Because it was accidental.

What do a Marionette User and Tampon Thief have in common?

They both pull strings for work. (Inspired by Bo Burnham, this popped into my head the other day)

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What did the fisherman say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

Why did the mother cat pick up her kittens?

She didn't want to litter

Black Woman Jokes More Black Woman Jokes

What does a black women do after having a water birth?

Flush the toilet.

What do you call a black woman in space?

An astronaut, you douchebag.

Cotton Jokes More Cotton Jokes

Why are there so few black hockey players?

Because there was no cotton in Canada.

Why don't Raggedy Ann &amp Andy have any children?

Cotton balls

Tampon Jokes More Tampon Jokes

How can a black woman tell if she is pregnant?

When she goes to pull out her tampon and all the cotton's been picked.

What do you do when a box kotex catches on fire?

throw it on the ground and tampon it.